This Is Her "I'm About To Fuck Jude Law" Face

Cameron Diaz was spotted over the weekend in a London nightspot partying with Jude Law. The Daily Mail says the two stars left through different exits, Law out the front with a "mystery woman." Clearly, the "mystery woman" was part of a ruse designed to make people think Jude and Cameron weren't scurrying off to a hotel somewhere to have wild chihuahua sex. I guess Cameron is done with that Sculfor dude, and Jude is done with Lindsay Lohan. For now, anyway.

Hail This, Bitch

Where's Paul Sculfor? I'm only asking cause Jen wanted to know. Diaz has that aura about her now - that I'm Being Well-Fucked By a Hot Man aura. Maybe her skin will finally clear up.

Yip Yip Yip

Paul Sculfor takes his dog for a walk. Is there such a thing as doggie Proactiv?

Odd Couple

Cameron Diaz is tickled to have landed a piece of dick as hot as Paul Sculfor. She's so happy even her zits are glowing. Sculfor is clearly just a John Mayer-type fucking his way through Hollywood. He probably has a list somewhere with checkmarks next to the names of the actresses he's done.

Take That, Jen

Cameron Diaz is having a high old time with one of Jennifer Aniston's exes, the model Paul Sculfor. Diaz and Sculfor have been vacationing together in the Maldives where they've rented a huge bungalow, and Cameron was reportedly seen wearing a big fat ring on her finger. "They snorkeled, kayaked, and she ate like a horse," a source said. And Jen? She has a hot date tonight - with a bucket of Oreo ice cream and a DVD of Legends of the Fall.

Cameron Diaz Laps Up Jennifer Aniston's Leavings

No, Cameron Diaz is not dating Tom Brady's retarded brother...that's actually Paul Sculfor, the model who was once going out with Jennifer Aniston.

Cameron looks very smug about having landed herself a model. I have to admit, it's a pretty good trick for a zit-faced chihuahua.

Us Weekly reports that Cameron and Paul shared a romantic dinner in West Hollywood on Sunday. Notice that these celebrity dinners are always described as being romantic. Celebs never have boring dinners or rotten dinners or even so-so dinners.

After dinner, Cameron and Paul kissed, held hands and walked around. They would've talked but, she being Cameron Diaz and he being a model...well, they just couldn't think of any words.