Monday, June 23, 2008

Cameron Diaz Laps Up Jennifer Aniston's Leavings


No, Cameron Diaz is not dating Tom Brady's retarded brother...that's actually Paul Sculfor, the model who was once going out with Jennifer Aniston.

Cameron looks very smug about having landed herself a model. I have to admit, it's a pretty good trick for a zit-faced chihuahua.

Us Weekly reports that Cameron and Paul shared a romantic dinner in West Hollywood on Sunday. Notice that these celebrity dinners are always described as being romantic. Celebs never have boring dinners or rotten dinners or even so-so dinners.

After dinner, Cameron and Paul kissed, held hands and walked around. They would've talked but, she being Cameron Diaz and he being a model...well, they just couldn't think of any words.