Can't Hide It

Pam Anderson can cake on all the make-up she wants - she can no longer hide the fact that she's an old, washed-up, fucked-out tramp. So what does she do now? Fall back on her talent? Yeah, that's a good one. Her sole talent was having breasts that jiggled as she ran down the beach in a bathing suit. Now the sun melts her face and her breasts keep exploding. She'll probably hook up with Tommy Lee and make another sex-tape. If she can rouse Tommy from his drug stupor long enough for him to shove his half-erect prick in what's left of her pussy.

Kid Rock Hits Tommy Lee, Then Runs Away Like The Pansy He Is

Dirtbags Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got into an altercation at last night's VMAs. According to accounts, Tommy was sitting at a table with another dirtbag, Diddy, when Kid came out of nowhere and punched him. The two Pam Anderson exes then grabbed each other around the throats - unfortunately, Kid fled the scene before killing Tommy or being killed himself. Tommy was then escorted out of the building by security:



That guy had to touch Tommy Lee? God, now he's got those creepy bugs that science has yet to categorize too. The ones that crawled from Pam Anderson's bush and down the long expanse of Tommy's prick - an epic journey recounted in the new Jean-Jacques Annaud film Five Years on Tommy Lee's Shaft.

The cops eventually caught up with Kid Rock and cited him for assault, but there was no arrest. No one was more blissfully happy at the sight of two white men fighting than the myriad hip-hop artists attending the VMAs. Said Diddy while presenting an award:

I was supposed to be doing this with Kid Rock, but you know, we got to stop the violence. It's not just hip-hop artists that fight.

Of course, had it been two black artists fighting, they both would've ended up being beaten senseless by the cops and dragged to the pokey. See? Crabbie knows how to suck up to minorities too. I'm just like Hillary Clinton!

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New Couple: Tommy Lee And Kimberly Stewart

Tommy Lee was seen slipping out of the Pink Taco opening last week with Kimberly Stewart aka Daddy's Little Girl. And it looks like Tommy liked whatever Kim did for him, cause they've been seen hitting the town together since then. Well, I guess Kim isn't very particular about what goes inside her vagina. She'd probably be better off just dipping a vibrator in a vat of exotic bacteria if you ask me.

Just...Ew

Tommy Lee and Pam Anderson still haven't figured out how revolting they are. God, is she biting him? Doesn't she have hepatitis? You're right - what does Tommy care? He's already got everything.