Dirtbags Kid Rock and Tommy Lee got into an altercation at last night's VMAs. According to accounts, Tommy was sitting at a table with another dirtbag, Diddy, when Kid came out of nowhere and punched him. The two Pam Anderson exes then grabbed each other around the throats - unfortunately, Kid fled the scene before killing Tommy or being killed himself. Tommy was then escorted out of the building by security:
That guy had to touch Tommy Lee? God, now he's got those creepy bugs that science has yet to categorize too. The ones that crawled from Pam Anderson's bush and down the long expanse of Tommy's prick - an epic journey recounted in the new Jean-Jacques Annaud film Five Years on Tommy Lee's Shaft.
The cops eventually caught up with Kid Rock and cited him for assault, but there was no arrest. No one was more blissfully happy at the sight of two white men fighting than the myriad hip-hop artists attending the VMAs. Said Diddy while presenting an award:
I was supposed to be doing this with Kid Rock, but you know, we got to stop the violence. It's not just hip-hop artists that fight.
Of course, had it been two black artists fighting, they both would've ended up being beaten senseless by the cops and dragged to the pokey. See? Crabbie knows how to suck up to minorities too. I'm just like Hillary Clinton!
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