This just in to the Crabbie's Hollywood newsroom: Pop-star Britney Spears has gone crazy again and is currently leading police on a wild chase through the streets of Los Angeles.
As you can see from the news chopper image, Britney is driving a toy Escalade. The chase is said to have reached speeds of over 100 mph at times. Police have attempted to slow Britney with spike-strips but she has thus far been able to maneuver between them. The cops are now hoping Britney's car will run out of charge, or perhaps Britney will need to take a Starbucks break. Britney's parents are said to be very concerned but not particularly surprised.
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