George Carlin, the greatest stand-up comic of all-time, has died at the age of 71. Heart failure. Bye George. You were a paragon of reason and common sense in a truly fucked-up world. You were our Socrates. (Clips NSFW. If you don't already know that, you don't know George Carlin.)
Tell me he doesn't look like a deranged Russell Crowe in that last one.