David Duchovny wants everyone to believe that the sex addiction issue he's seeking treatment for is about Internet porn and not actual physical sex with women other than his wife Tea Leoni. The National Enquirer, however, has exposed this as a bald-faced lie. Multiple sources have told both the Enquirer and Us Weekly that Duchovny is in fact a philandering son of a bitch who finally got caught, and went off to "rehab" like a whimpering dog when Leoni threatened to leave him. "At first, Duchovny tried to lie his way out of trouble, but eventually was overwhelmed with guilt and confessed," says the Enquirer. Duchonvy's recent conquests reportedly included an extra on his show Californication. He fucks extras? And who else? Waitresses? Hat-check girls? Coma victims? This guy is a straight-up sex maniac (but "sex addict" sounds so much more victimy, doesn't it?).
