MTV held its silly VMA thing last night, and decided to give three awards to Britney Spears. I don't want to seem cynical but...how much do you think it cost Britney's record company to pull that one off? A couple Indonesian hookers and a bottle of half-pricey champagne was probably enough, given MTV's level of integrity. So now they can promote Britney's trophies as part of her "comeback." Sorry, but it will take more than a few sham awards and one night of Britney holding it together in public to change my mind about this woman. She's still just a big bottle of Diet Coke waiting for someone to drop in the Mentos.
