Creepy Russell Brand tried asking Dita Von Teese out on a radio show but the "burlesque queen" was having none of it. "I will not be shagging Russell Brand," Dita said during a recent red carpet appearance. "Just because I gave him my number does not mean I’ll be going on a date with him.
"I was the subject of one of his calls once, but I didn’t answer the phone thank goodness. I just saw his name come up on the screen and thought: 'I don’t think I’m going to answer that right now.'"
Wow Russell Brand. Think about that. A woman who fucked Marilyn Manson doesn't want to fuck you. Will anyone fuck you? And don't say Sienna Miller - she doesn't count. I mean will anyone fuck you who has even the slightest hint of a standard.
