Monday, January 19, 2009

At Least There's No Bush


Okay Madonna, we get it...you're not uptight like your mommy and all the other Catholics back in Detroit. Talk about belaboring a point. I swear to Christ, when I'm 100 years old, I will still be looking at pictures of this woman trying to pose sexy and coming off desperate as all fuck. Memo to Madonna: You ain't indispensable. There are plenty of cheap attention whores willing to put themselves on display for our titillation, entertainment, etc., TV pumps those bitches out 50 at a time now. You can pack it in. Go home. Relax. Let yourself go a little. If we need your twat for anything we'll fire up the bat signal. Sound like a deal?