That's
Jayden James but that's not
Britney...it's
Federline's new trashy stripper girlfriend whose name escapes me (and I'm too lazy to look it up). Won't be long before replacement stripper mom is more mom than real stripper mom Britney. Better that way. New stripper mom has a better grip plus her affairs aren't being controlled by her father on account of her being a looooooney.