Gwyneth Paltrow thinks we care what her friends' favorite books are and has posted their lists on GOOP. I think you can already guess what's on there. No Danielle Steele. Lots of high-falutin' shit of the sort no one actually reads but they pretend to so people will be impressed by them. The Poisonwood Bible? Fuck you and fuck Barbara Kingsolver that commie bitch. When I see that thing at a garage sale I buy it just so I can piss on it. Madonna's faves are on there too: One of them is The Bad Girl by Mario Vargas Llosa. Cause Madonna's such a bad girl, you know. Gosh I'm so jealous I can't be a literate, worldly woman who is friends with Gwyneth Paltrow. She probably makes little sandwiches out of the parts of fish you're not meant to eat and then everyone sits around discussing books and waiting for someone to go to the bathroom so they can talk shit about them behind their back. "Her ass is getting huuuuuuuge."
