I can't imagine what Russell Crowe's child could've done to provoke this vicious assault. Called him a pasty-white fat-ass? Made some crack about phone-chucking? Pointed out how bad he sucked in that over-rated turd-pile A Beautiful Mind? Actually, it doesn't matter - nothing could justify this level of violence. The man should be tazed until he's quivering on the ground like Andy Dick at the end of a four week bender and hauled to a Turkish prison where some crazy fucker spends the next several years removing every hair from his body one-at-a-time. Just outrageous.
