Chinzilla got tired of icking us out with her face and now wants to ick us out with her words. She's off to a good start with this statement about her teenage crush on Ashton Kutcher, the man who would become her stepfather:
Ash was a heart-throb, to me. I had pictures of him on my wall at boarding school and I remember my mom saying that her new “friend” Ashton was going to come and hang out with us. And I said, “Whoa, wait – Ashton Kutcher?” I kind of freaked out a little bit. I definitely blushed.
Imagine Rumer blushing. Everything going red. That whole...thing. Like a big old red potato. Hee.
