Keira Knightley tried dressing herself up as a really intense feminist vegan lesbian Sylvia Plath-reading believer in the cleansing power of suicide but the paps weren't fooled. They homed in on the familiar cheesy stink of her twat and got their pictures. Poor Keira...no nomination for that rancid piece of shit The Duchess. She's probably happy though - you know how much she hates having to do the red carpet. She's not a phony like all those other phonies. She's deeeeeeeeep.
Thursday, January 22, 2009
Nice Disguise Honey
Keira Knightley tried dressing herself up as a really intense feminist vegan lesbian Sylvia Plath-reading believer in the cleansing power of suicide but the paps weren't fooled. They homed in on the familiar cheesy stink of her twat and got their pictures. Poor Keira...no nomination for that rancid piece of shit The Duchess. She's probably happy though - you know how much she hates having to do the red carpet. She's not a phony like all those other phonies. She's deeeeeeeeep.
