Friday, January 16, 2009

I'm So Relieved


Jennifer Lopez
denies rampant reports that she is about to send Marc Anthony packing. "Every time I'm not wearing my ring, people think I'm getting divorced," Lopez said. "Divorce is not, and never was, an option." I believe her. If she wants to get rid of this guy she'll just have him murdered or put him in a coma like she was Claus Von Bulow. If I were him I'd make a break for it. Fake my death and run to Argentina or something. Eh, who am I kidding...she'd find him anyway. There's nowhere for him to hide. Sorry dude...I tried.