Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Don't Mess With Daniel-San
Ralph Macchio is pissed off that someone is putting together a remake of The Karate Kid, the film that catapulted him to fame in the long-gone '80s. "It feels pretty good that some people are pretty angry that they're trying to remake The Karate Kid," Macchio ranted. "It feels good that the public feels you don't touch certain things. Some times you go back to that, and probably shouldn't. From my personal view, the filling the void of what Mr. Miyagi was - and the magic of that character - is going to be the toughest task." Yeah, Miyagi was magical. Cranky old Japanese fucker spending his days trying to catch flies with chopsticks. Reportedly, Jackie Chan is being offered that part, and the insufferable Jayden Smith will be playing Daniel-San. What I wanna know is, who will be taking over the William Zabka role? Nobody can touch that guy. He was the master of playing dudes you wanted to kick in the nuts then assrape. Don't say Andy Dick...that's too obvious.