Boy George has reported to jail where he will spend up to the next 15 months as punishment for chaining some fag to his radiator and making him listen to Culture Club (
Dick Cheney would be taking notes if he weren't busy moving). Reports say Boy has already gotten on the nerves of other prisoners by securing a cushy canteen job (would you like some semen with that gruel?). Here's hoping he never comes out. Yeah, I said it - I hope some fool sticks a shiv in this fat useless motherfucker.