"Yo dude, they're so, like, inaugurating the president or something today."
"Yeah dude. I'm totally tripping on your shirt right now dude. Good thing I saved that mushroom for later."
"Cool dude. Hey, I'm the one on the right. How come I look thirty?"
"I don't know dude. How come you're telling us you're the one on the right?"
"I don't know dude. Where's Miley? I need my dick sucked."
"Fuck that dude. Her daddy taught her to bite. Where's Selena? She knows how to work the taint."
"Yo dude. She's just a little girl. That's sick."
"I know dude. I'm a twisted motherfucker."
