Joan Rivers took a charity tour of China recently (does anyone really need help that bad?), and scarfed down some meat of unknown origin that she now believes was canine. Joan explains:
You say to them, "Is this dog? Just tell me," and they say, "No, no, no..." [but] I know I ate dog. I love dogs; I have three rescue dogs - you hate to eat what you love."
Actually, I love to eat what I love, but that's not really what you're talking about is it Joan? Eh...who gives a shit anyway. It was probably one of those jerky dogs. Hmm, dog jerky. Sounds tasty.
