Queen Latifah: "You're totally giving it to Elmo in the ass aren't you?"
John Mayer: "Shut up."
Queen Latifah: "Holy crap you are."
John Mayer: "Shut up or I'll tell Oscar the Grouch you're a lesbian."
Queen Latifah: "Stop it or I'll tell Big Bird you're cheating on him."
John Mayer: "Big Bird is a him?"