Kelly Osbourne has checked into rehab just days after getting hauled to jail for allegedly punching some bitch in the face back in August. Sharon Osbourne, never one to let a publicity chance go by, has already begun the tearful wailing and blubbering on Kelly's behalf, saying:
This is one of the absolute worst things that a parent can face, for their child to go through rehab. And not once, but twice.
We just pray that everything's going to be okay.
But of course you bear no responsibility for that. The environment you chose of your own free will to bring your children up in and the values you chose to instill in them again without anyone twisting your arm were no factor in turning dear little Kelly into a trainwreck only one notch removed from full-on Geldofism. Fuck off and die Sharon you useless waste of organs.
