Angelina Jolie wore her Max Azria gown backward when she went to the SAG Awards, garnering whispers from the four faggots who realized what she'd done. Her rep has come out to explain that she wasn't drunk (on power) or high (on self-satisfaction) but wore the dress that way on purpose, to make it "more blouson" In other words, she didn't know which way the dress was supposed to go on, but she's too far up her own ass to just cop to it, so she made up a new word and tossed it to the peasants who will now be more in awe of her and her blousonness than ever. Fantastic. Next time I walk out the door with my shoes on the wrong feet, I'm gonna say it's cause I wanted them to be more "poderatious." Suck it bitches.
