Monday, January 19, 2009

This Is What He Meant By A Music Career?



For some reason, when Joaquin Phoenix said he was embarking on a music career, I pictured him strumming a guitar and crooning about fire and rain like some wannabe James Taylor. I did not see him trying to become a cross between Kanye West and the Unabomber. I've become convinced that the whole thing is some kind of put-on. Ben Affleck's brother Casey is apparently filming Joaquin's antics for a documentary, which seems like a hint. I guess Joaquin got bored starring in movies about fire fighters and wanted to become the new Ashton Kutcher. We all need a dream.