Tom Cruise is in Korea shoving Valkyrie (and possibly his penis) down the throats of the people. He may be making a secret trip into North Korea to negotiate the purchase of the country on behalf of the Church of Scientology which has always wanted its own population of starving, oppressed people to lord it over. Tom will be King of Scientologyland and John Travolta will be the Minister in Charge of Killing Off the Autistic. Tom loves the Korean folk - he's a giant compared to them.
