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Producers of The View have made the unfortunate choice of granting Kate Gosselin a coveted guest-hosting position during Elisabeth Hasselbeck's maternity leave.

Gosselin will perform fill-in gabbing duties on September 14 and 15. So, mark your calendar. Then burn it.

Speaking of burning things: is Kate planning on getting a new hair style, or is she going with the roadkill?

The View has also tabbed the heinous Meghan McCain, something called E.D. Hill and - not making this up - LaToya Jackson as guest hosts. Or, I guess that should be hostesses. Or hos.

How To Make The View Even Stupider

Elisabeth Hasselbeck is shitting out another kid, which means there's an opening for a dumb blonde conservative twat on The View.

Meghan McCain anyone?

I'm actually really excited about Meghan guest-hosting on The View. Now I will at last get an answer to the question I've been pondering for months: Is Meghan McCain even stupider than Sherri Shepherd?

Rush Limbaugh Just Got A New Listener

Well-known regurgitator of hackneyed right-wing rhetoric Elisabeth Hasselbeck has given birth to a little future bible-thumping gay-basher.

Hasselbeck, the medieval-minded harpy who chased poor Rosie O'Donnell off The View, will reportedly reveal her new son's name by phoning in to the show on Monday. My money's on "Rush Coulter O'Reilly Satan Hasselbeck." Or perhaps Thomas.

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