Well-known regurgitator of hackneyed right-wing rhetoric Elisabeth Hasselbeck has given birth to a little future bible-thumping gay-basher.
Hasselbeck, the medieval-minded harpy who chased poor Rosie O'Donnell off The View, will reportedly reveal her new son's name by phoning in to the show on Monday. My money's on "Rush Coulter O'Reilly Satan Hasselbeck." Or perhaps Thomas.
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