Producers of The View have made the unfortunate choice of granting Kate Gosselin a coveted guest-hosting position during Elisabeth Hasselbeck's maternity leave.
Gosselin will perform fill-in gabbing duties on September 14 and 15. So, mark your calendar. Then burn it.
Speaking of burning things: is Kate planning on getting a new hair style, or is she going with the roadkill?
The View has also tabbed the heinous Meghan McCain, something called E.D. Hill and - not making this up - LaToya Jackson as guest hosts. Or, I guess that should be hostesses. Or hos.