When In Rome...

Joan Rivers took a charity tour of China recently (does anyone really need help that bad?), and scarfed down some meat of unknown origin that she now believes was canine. Joan explains:

You say to them, "Is this dog? Just tell me," and they say, "No, no, no..." [but] I know I ate dog. I love dogs; I have three rescue dogs - you hate to eat what you love."



Actually, I love to eat what I love, but that's not really what you're talking about is it Joan? Eh...who gives a shit anyway. It was probably one of those jerky dogs. Hmm, dog jerky. Sounds tasty.

Joan Rivers Booted From British TV for Cursing

Joan shouldn't have been booted for saying that...she should've been given a medal.

Fuck Russell Crowe and all his fucking fans. That fat Aussie piece of shit can go fuck a kangaroo.

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USA Today interviews Harrison Ford. "What was that sonny? You need to speak up..."

Time-lapse video of a guy stuck in an elevator...for 41 hours. Thank God it's not in Smell-o-vision.

Why the polygamists should be stopped.

Top 10 Urination Scenes in Movie History.

Yale student makes herself pregnant then gives herself abortions...as an art project.

Jude Law is bald.

The world's oldest tree is in Sweden. It is almost 10,000 years old. Joan Rivers planted it.

Joan Rivers Rips Victoria Beckham

Joan Rivers doesn't like Victoria Beckham...and she doesn't care who knows it.

“I dislike Victoria Beckham,” Joan reportedly said. “The entitlement - the total entitlement. You want to say: ‘Calm down, you were a Spice Girl.’ The arrogance when she walks into a room is astonishing.”

Sounds like someone's jealous.

Seriously...get a life Joan Rivers. That's Posh Spice you're talking about! The absolute most important woman in the world. Besides Angelina.