What is Jared Leto thinking as he makes out with Paris Hilton?
A. "You taste like an ashtray shoved up an asshole."
B. "I'm so into you. Not as much as I'm into me, but still..."
C. "I wonder whatever happened to that Angela kid who had the crush on me in high school?"
D. "Why are my lips suddenly burning?"
E. "So this is what it's like to kiss a chick."
