Thursday, January 31, 2008
Okay, So, Maybe Britney Really Is Crazy
Britney Spears has reportedly been designated G.D. by the mental health professionals there at UCLA Medical Center. G.D. stands for "greatly disabled," which basically means that if someone isn't there to do stuff for Britney, she will wind up caked in her own filth and starving to death.
So apparently Britney isn't faking like I insisted and really is crazy. Well we all make mistakes.
Britney is said to be suffering a severe manic episode. It got so bad that, at one point, she started screaming that her mother was having sex with her boyfriend. Then she insisted that the only reason her mom wanted her committed was because she wants to sleep with her boyfriend some more.
It's not yet known who exactly Britney is referring to when she mentions her "boyfriend." She doesn't think Lynne is fucking Adnan Ghalib, I don't imagine...
My God, you don't think this could all be some crazy flashback. You know, to some horrible thing that happened in Britney's past. Like maybe she walked in on Lynne and Justin Timberlake...
Oh my God - I just threw up in my mouth.
(source)
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