John Edwards has decided to give us all a break and get out of the presidential race. Good. Now there's only Hillary and Barack left. They can bicker freely back and forth at the debates without Edwards trying to score points off them by acting the "grown-up."
John - the only reason you didn't get sucked into the bickering yourself was because no one cared enough about you to attack you. Hillary and Barack were like, "When is this dipshit gonna just go away?"
Now we have the answer.
But don't despair John - you'll get that Attorney General post if Barack is elected. And if Hillary gets the job? Maybe she'll let you be ambassador to Circlejerkistan.
No George W., there isn't really a Circlejerkistan.
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