Numerous dubious sources are reporting that Angelina Jolie is pregnant with twins. Star Magazine says Angie found out about the pregnancy in the last week, and hastily canceled a planned trip to Europe. Then X17 "confirmed" the story with their "inside source" (cough James Haven cough).
"Brad and Angelina are absolutely ecstatic," a source told Star. "But I still think there will be more adoptions to come."
More adoptions. Really? Wow, you must be the new fucking Jeane Dixon with shit like that.
So Angelina's pregnant with two blobs instead of one. What does that do for the balance I wonder? Does one of the blobs count as a companion for Shiloh, meaning a fourth blob will have to be created as a companion for the one new blob who's alone? Or do the twins automatically become companions for each other meaning Shiloh will have to wait for hers (which seems sort of unfair)? Or does each of the twins need their own companion, meaning Angie will have to pump out three more kids to keep the cosmos in equilibrium? Oh, and what about poor Zahara? My head is spinning. Not as much as Brad's though. That boy's gonna be doing some serious drinking. Six fucking kids?
I wonder if Brad will try to make Angelina give one of them back. "We never really liked Maddox that much." Maybe they'll drive him out in the woods and tie him to a tree. But what if he survives, and grows up to one day take his revenge with the help of all the forest creatures he befriended? Old man Brad goes out to get his paper and there's a beaver pointing a Glock at his face. "Prepare to meet your maker bitch." That would be awesome.
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