Eva Longoria is pals with Mario Lopez. They went out to dinner together. Tony Parker wasn't there.
Is that a toilet right behind Mario? What kind of fucking restaurant is that?
Okay, I'm not trying to suggest that Mario and Eva are fucking. Everyone knows they're fucking, so there's no need for me to suggest it. What I want to know is whether they really have three-ways with Tony. And if Eva only consents to these three-ways because Tony constantly begs her. And if Tony and Mario end up all over each other, with poor Eva off to the side looking pissed for awhile before she finally leaves to watch the View episodes she Tivoed or maybe do some mopping (with a cigarette dangling precariously from her lips, and her eyes going to the ceiling every time there's a particularly loud scream of ecstasy).
You know that totally happens.
