Friday, January 25, 2008

Rambo v. Terminator


1986 just called. It wants its icons back.

They should totally do a remake of Twins. Stallone could take the Danny DeVito role. He's about the right height.

"Yo Arnold. I got your budget cuts right here."

Imagine a conversation between these two. That thick Austrian accent of Schwarzenegger's. And that punch-drunk slur of Stallone's. Be like listening to a pair of mental patients who just had Novocaine injections.