Tuesday, January 29, 2008

Britney Intervention Takes Unlikely Turn - Into Mercedes Dealership


Sleazy Sam Lutfi is involved in some kind of bizarre tug-of-war with Britney Spears's family over control of the apparently downward-spiraling pop-star's life. According to TMZ, Britney's mother Lynne and other members of the Spears clan are, even as we speak, staging some kind of intervention in hopes of getting Britney into treatment (the joke's on them cause she ain't a crazy person - she only plays one on the Internet). But Lutfi obviously doesn't want the intervention to succeed. In some kind of wacked-out strategic move, Lutfi convinced Britney - in the middle of the intervention - to head to a Mercedes dealership and shop for a new car. And Lynne even went along!

This is a genius ploy by Lutfi. Why? Think of what he's saying to Britney by making her go out to buy a new Mercedes. "This is a great life ain't it Brit?" Lutfi is telling her. "Spending your money as you see fit. Being extravagant. Answering to no one. But if they take control of your life, all that ends."

Lutfi is desperate to keep his spot in the poshest car on the Britney Spears gravy train. So he has to fight Lynne and the others. It's a gosh dang battle for Britney's soul y'all, and it's happening right in front of us!

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