Amy Winehouse has honest-to-goodness checked herself into rehab, for real this time, I ain't lying, according to her record company.
"Amy decided to enter the facility today after talks with her record label, management, family and doctors," the official statement reads. "She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment to continue her ongoing recovery from drug addiction and prepare for her planned appearance at the Grammy Awards. She is nominated in an incredible six categories."
Way to slip in the Grammy appearance plug, record company publicists. You guys are really on the ball.
Here's my other favorite part of the statement: "She has come to understand that she requires specialist treatment..." Um, no asswads - Amy has not come to understand anything. You all just worked on her frayed nerves until she gave in. You think she's sincere about cleaning herself up? Answer that after the rehab people catch her sneaking a puff on her homemade crack pipe in the john at two in the morning.
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