Wednesday, January 30, 2008
Angelina Is Pregnant
It's still not entirely confirmed, but it is beginning to look like Angelina Jolie really is honestly pregnant. A source has told US Weekly that she is anyway - take that for what it's worth - plus people who attended the SAG Awards say it was fairly obvious she was hiding a bump under her conspicuously voluminous dress.
No word yet on whether it's actually twins. And there's this tidbit...apparently, when confirmation-time does come around, Angie plans on selling exclusive rights to the story, and donating the money to charity.
So now we're not only selling the first baby pictures...we're selling the rights to exclusively report the confirmation. I know it's going to charity and all, but doesn't that still seem a tad, I don't know, self-important?
Why not sell the exclusive rights to be in the room when the first sonogram is taken? Why not cut a deal with some photographer to be the first one to get a picture of the new kid being shunned by the adopteds? They could finance an entire charitable endeavor just by fleecing chumps who actually think it's a big deal that the bitch is knocked up again.
Angie has the tabs eating out of her hand, doesn't she? Crafty demoness.
(source)
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