Monday, June 2, 2008

John Mayer Cheats on Jennifer Aniston - With Courteney Cox!


Courteney Cox
and her bad plastic surgery face are getting summa John Mayer behind Jennifer Aniston's back. I told you Mayer was a no-good scoundrel. How dare you trifle with Jennifer like that you blues-playing scalawag!

(Editor's Note: Yes, I know John and Jennifer were just visiting Courteney and that there's no hanky-panky going on. Please don't sue me. It was a joke.)