Prive nightclub in Las Vegas will name Kevin Federline its Father of the Year. This sounds like a great distinction...until you think about the normal Vegas standard of fatherhood. "He didn't try to pay off a gambling debt by handing over his kid? Or sell his kid on the black market for booze money or leave his kid tied to a lightpost while he went to fuck an Asian hooker? Well then, he's Father of the Year material!"
