Some reporter had the nerve to ask Mary-Kate Olsen a question about Heath Ledger's death. Mary-Kate's terse reply:
"I'm not going to comment on that. I won't give you a word about that in the nicest way possible. Let's move on."
Mary-Kate won't talk but I will. Here's the deal. Heath Ledger was broke off his ass and borrowed some money from his good pal Mary-Kate. When Heath didn't pay her back, Mary-Kate had him bumped off. Simple as that.
(Editor's Note: I made that up about Mary-Kate killing Heath. I don't want to get sued like poor Jebbica, which is why I put these disclaimers on my posts. Did I mention that nothing on this blog is true?)
