Criminals just won't leave Courtney Love alone.
For months the insane bitch has been running around claiming someone stole her identity, using her information to run up huge credit card bills. And now Courtney has topped herself...by accusing thieves of stealing dead husband Kurt Cobain's ashes.
"I can't believe anyone would take Kurt's ashes from me," Courtney said. "I find it disgusting and right now I'm suicidal. If I don't get them back I don't know what I'll do."
Courtney reportedly kept the ashes, along with a lock of Kurt's hair, in a teddy-bear-shaped bag. She claims a bunch of clothing and jewelry was taken along with the remains.
So here's what Courtney wants us to believe...that someone broke into her house to steal clothes and jewelry, saw a teddy-bear-shaped bag sitting there, thought it looked cute and made off with it. Either that or the thieves knew what was in the bag? Wouldn't that then point to the thief being someone Courtney knows?
Something bizarre is going on in Courtney's world. My guess is that she ran up the credit card bills herself, then tried to get out of paying by concocting the identity theft story. Then, in a desperate bid to make some cash, she sold Kurt's ashes to some freakish collector (possibly Marilyn Manson)...but the guilt became too unbearable, so she made up the lie about the burglar and convinced herself it was the truth.
Either that or she snorted the ashes and forgot about it. Or maybe Frances Bean snorted them or sold them so she would have money for plastic surgery. Or maybe Kurt's ghost came back and snorted the ashes, then went back to wherever and bragged that he'd snorted himself. The other junkie ghosts probably think he's the coolest ever now.
