Angelina Jolie has revealed in an interview that she keeps guns in her house, and is prepared to waste anyone who threatens her or her kids.
"If anybody comes into my home and tries to hurt my kids, I've no problem shooting them," Jolie said.
"I bought original, real guns of the type we used in Tomb Raider for security. Brad and I are not against having a gun in the house, and we do have one. And yes, I'd be able to use it if I had to. I could handle myself. I think there are certain combat skills that would come out. I tend to want to throw an elbow. I don't know why. I've learned all the punches, head butts and kicks – yet getting someone with my elbow is my first instinct.
"I think it's good for anybody to learn a skill when it comes to fight training – be it kung fu, boxing or kick-boxing – because self-defence is important. Brad and I want our kids to learn it. They're going to get into a fight some day, so they might as well learn how to take care of themselves.
"I was kind of a punk when I was a kid, but I didn't get picked on."I was left alone because I was a bit of a loner. I would get into fights on behalf of other people. I wasn't a pushover. So I wasn't the one who was targeted.
"There's a side to me that people know is humanitarian, and there's a side to me that's a mummy. But there's also the side that likes to get down and dirty and run and jump around and fire guns. I don't want to lose touch with that.
Sure Angie, it's all fun and games...until little Maddox gets hold of some of your weapons and goes all Tet Offensive on Shiloh or the Twins to Be Named Later.
Jesus, what an insufferable twat. Bragging about how tough she is and how she was a punk loner as a kid who used to "fight on behalf of other people." You're such a defender of the downtrodden Angie...I don't know how others can even be in your presence without immediately being reduced to tears at your righteousness.
Then again, maybe this is all good. Makes it easier when the brood finally gets fed up with her shit and decides to turn on her. Yeah, poetic justice...Angie knocked off by her own slave-kids with her own guns.
