Why do the butt-ugly children of famous people insist on trying to become famous themselves? They must be masochists. Take Alexa Ray, daughter of Billy Joel and Christie Brinkley. Sorry Alexa - you may have all the talent in the world but with a mug like that you have about as much chance of making it in the music biz as I do. What's wrong with going to school? Starting a career? Settling down and raising a family? You can be perfectly happy and content with a life like that. In fact, normal people have a much better chance of happiness than the sick attention-starved freaks in show business. Poor Alexa - she would've been better off waiting tables. Compared to the average Denny's employee, girl is hot stuff.
