Charlize Theron epitomizes Hollywood glamour and beauty better than anyone around right now, but there's one thing that annoys me about the bitch: She cries too much. She cries too much in real life when the paps hound her and she cries way too much in her movies. If I have to see those big tender please-don't-hurt-me eyes tear up one more time I'm going to find a dog to kick. Blubbering ain't acting, hon.