Noel Cruz designs Angelina Jolie dolls and sells them for up to $3,000 each. Here's his website. He's also selling dolls of Annie Lennox, Keira Snoozley and - my favorite - Daniel Craig. If someone wants to buy me a Daniel Craig doll and send it to me I'm all for it - as long as it's life-sized, anatomically correct and actually alive. Do they design dolls like that with extra-tight assholes and no mouths? Cause that would be perfect. If I had $3,000 I would buy an Angelina doll and do horrible things to it with a vice and a power drill.
