Katie Holmes is an actress by trade, but her whole life has become a performance. Granted, playing
Tom Cruise's adoring wife pays better than your average Hollywood role, but it's also much more demanding. By the way Tom - nice package.
Oh dear...um...what the fuck? When did Cruise develop such a case of wonk-eye? When did his forehead turn into Madonna's arm? Woah. I think the youth potion is wearing off.