There needs to be an investigation into Jennifer Lopez's alleged completion of a triathlon in Malibu. She says she finished it in 2 1/2 hours but I'm sort of doubting it. I'm thinking she swapped herself out for a lookalike for most of it, then popped back in Rosie Ruiz-style right at the end. There must be videotape of this. FBI analysts should be brought in to look closely at this evidence and determine whether J-Ho is a true triathlete or just a publicity-grubbing phony. I think we already know the answer to that one.
