Tuesday, September 2, 2008

Katie v. Anonymous


The silly anti-Scientology group Anonymous plans to stage a sit-in at performances of Katie Holmes' new play All My Sons. "We aren’t looking to shut All My Sons down," said a rep for the dick-pulling anti-Xenu losers. "We don’t have the power to do that – we just want to prove a point.

"We just want to save Katie. We want to draw attention to Scientology, and hopefully get Katie out of it before it’s too late."

The Anonyfucks will reportedly wear Guy Fawkes masks as they sit in the audience. That will be an interesting picture. Five or six confused, old tourists who thought it was All My Children and three guys looking like the terrorist in V for Vendetta. And that's opening night.