Emaciated twat Keira Knightley got a scare put into her when a fan went nuts over her refusal to acknowledge him. "The other day I was walking down the street and was really thinking about this book I'd been sent," the useless bitch explained. "You know when you're really in another place. Somebody jumped out and went, 'Keira Knightley!' I got such a shock; I couldn't say anything because I'd been thinking about the book and this guy took incredible offense and started hurling the most amazing abuse.
"He said, 'Who the fuck do you think you are? You're such a cunt.' All this, and I'm completely on my own.
"It's a weird thing to have to deal with, not on a day-to-day basis, but it's happened enough to make me quite jumpy."
Why does the thought of Keira Knightley going through life all shaky like one of those little nervous dogs make me want to piss laughing? Oh right...because it's funny as fuck!
